they give misfits a bad name

Oh my gosh, what a bunch of crybabies. The hostile life forms known as Trump supporters are feeling 'disrespected.' Well, hmm, quick question: what were they expecting for their abject contempt of truth and reality and plain, simple decency? Admiration? The poor dears are deluding themselves, as usual. We, the genuine, bona fide members of … Continue reading they give misfits a bad name


prima don goes to court

Four thousand! times, plus or minus. That isn't a typo, 4,000 is the true and correct figure. Can you say knee-jerk? Can you say nutjob? The President of these not-so-United States was involved in, and I'm not kidding, thousands of lawsuits as a private citizen. His eagerness to sue carries on unabated as a politician. … Continue reading prima don goes to court

an unproven, unscientific, fake theory

This is just me, ruminating without facts or research to back me. I’ve kept a critical eye on things, though, so there’s at least some basis in reality. Which makes for a nice change of pace, considering the current state of, um, discourse. Which isn’t really discourse so much as accusations and conjecture and name … Continue reading an unproven, unscientific, fake theory

my trump impression needs work

But I’ve got the shirking down cold. The other day, I blew off my responsibilities and quit working in the middle of the afternoon. I traded my pants for boxer shorts, took the pillow off my bed, burrowed under a blanket on the couch, and camped in front of the television until bedtime. There were … Continue reading my trump impression needs work

: another bum with his hand out :

Have the poor no shame, for crying out loud? Get a job, you moocher. Give up your smartphone, get rid of cable, stop running to the doctor for every little cardiac event. Whoops, my mistake. That’s not a slovenly deadbeat, that’s Roy Moore, noted pedophile and staunch defender of Christian values. He’s fallen on hard … Continue reading : another bum with his hand out :