You want to talk about torture? Fine, let’s.
Fox News, they’re torture. We’re on the fast track to becoming a nation of insufferable bullies and those gasbags are the Pied Pipers, cheering us on with their shrill, strident trash talking. Put your hands over your ears and hum, America. Hum loud, la la la la la la la la.
We need to stop listening to those hateful browbeaters and start thinking for ourselves. Like we used to. After all, we’re Americans, remember? Freethinkers. That’s what makes us awesome. That and Coca-Cola.