a letter from Santa


b&w santa

Dear Occupant:

I stopped by last night and, holy crap, shame on you.

When’s the last time you vacuumed? Did the dishes? 1996? I had to kick a path to the tree. And the milk glass? The one beside the cookies? Not even with gloves would I touch that.

So, next year, forget the pricey electronics. It’s cleaning supplies and a Hazmat team for you, pal.

Sincerely, Santa


Happy Holidays, everyone.

copyright © 2014 little ittys

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