I didn’t, I’m still above ground. So, uh, surprise.
I’m not in prison or a coma, either. Just lazy. Keeping a blog current and interesting is hard, you know? I’m not sure I’m up to it. I mean, it’s practically spring, warmer temperatures and longer days. What’s funny about that? Exactly nothing.
I should be watching Gilligan’s Island right now, then napping, but no-o-o. I’m here. I hope you appreciate the huge sacrifice I’m making for you. I expect to be back with something that has a point in a week — more or less. Don’t despair. Yet.