I could lie and tell you I fell down the old well and it took forever for rescuers to find me. Or I could really lie and say I’ve been negotiating a huge book deal. But I was a Girl Scout and continue to be bound by the oath. The truth is, I had a dumb bicycle accident and spent 9 long days in the hospital.
Now it’s time to put that behind me and move along. I’m a little off my game, but I’m slowly working my way back to normalcy. Speaking of, did you know normalcy was considered the uneducated alternative to normality? I didn’t. I thought it was just the opposite; normality was the wrong-headed term. These days, however, normalcy is accepted as standard.
Normal is what I wanted to be when I grew up, you know. Not some dork speeding into a tunnel on a bike and misjudging the turn. Yeah, well, it’s good to have a dream, I guess. Anyway, I’m back and expect to have a brand new post ready to go in no time flat. I mean it. You can take that as a threat or a promise, either way is fine.
Thank you for your patience. And remember to wear a helmet. All the time. Body armor, too.
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