Imagine if we could just press a button and, fwip, reset the world, restore its natural order. That’s what I want for Christmas, a clean up button. If not for the world, then at least for my messy, unmanageable, silly little life.
I’d like for everything to be as orderly as my desktop here. It’s neat as a pin. There’s no clutter, no disarray, nothing out of alignment. It has a soothing and harmonious atmosphere. Until the computer crashes and then, holy crap!, the shit hits the fan. Frustrating as that surely is, it’s heaven compared to real life events.