Saturday is April Fool’s Day, my friends. Expect to be assaulted with all manner of unwelcome surprises designed to make you look foolish. Be on the lookout for whoopee cushions, joy buzzers, squirting flowers, Saran Wrap on toilet seats, hard-boiled eggs in the egg carton, salt in the sugar bowl, et al.
Or you can turn the tables and pull your own prank. You know the expression ‘what goes around comes around?’ Be that, be the karma. How? Carry an air horn. No one expects immediate retaliation and therein lies the genius. An ear-piercing blast is a shock to the system. It’s better than a pie in the face, more forceful than a squirt gun or shot of Silly String.
Don’t be a sitting duck on April Fool’s Day. This message has been provided as a public service.