A fully unraveled lunatic in the White House. I want to know who put that on their Christmas list. Come on, who? It was probably that bloodless organism known as Stephen ‘Spray- on-Hair’ Miller, right? No, wait, I’ll bet it was Vlad the Installer. Yeah, he’s the one who installed that psychotic moron in the … Continue reading oh, boy, look what we got for christmas
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I’m so ashamed of myself. I’ve spent an entire lifetime pestering you, begging for pricey gifts and favors. Gimme, gimme, gimme; take, take, take. And what have I done for you? Bupkis. Not even a measly plate of cookies. I should be ashamed, dammit. Please. Let me make it up to you. This year, let me do … Continue reading dear mr. santa, sir
Bear with me here, this might not seem very Christmas-y, but it surely is. It’s about hope or possibility or, maybe, just plain weirdness. Of the three, I chose hope. Remember The Late Show with David Letterman? Each year around the holidays Darlene Love performed Baby Please Come Home. It was an annual tradition. I … Continue reading a christmas miracle?
Christmas is coming and, like always, I prepared a list for Santa. I’m not greedy, but I don’t pass up shots at free merchandise, either. Besides, the whole Santa debate has never been settled to my satisfaction. I stubbornly cling to hope. My first stop was amazon. You see, the New Oxford American Dictionary, 3rd … Continue reading a holiday surprise