the new presidential portrait

Mr. Trump is, almost literally, a plague doctor and his official portrait should reflect his lofty status as such. You see, during plagues (such as The Black Death) cities hired these dudes to treat citizens afflicted with the various epidemic contagions of the time, rich and poor alike. However, like Sideshow Don, most had little … Continue reading the new presidential portrait

keep calm, it’s not ebola

Suddenly, we're all on the fast track to the ebola virus. It's lurking on every doorknob, countertop, coin, vending machine, keyboard, and telephone. Snap out of it, boys and girls. We're at no greater risk now than we were last week or last month -- probably. So don't get your undies in a bunch. Listen to me. … Continue reading keep calm, it’s not ebola