a valentine’s day hypothesis

or dad, is that you? You know, if Darth Vader could father Luke Skywalker, this isn’t a stretch. Far from it: Liberace is obviously Donald Trump’s real father. Seriously. Look for yourself, the likeness is uncanny. And the similarities do not end there. They’re both gaudy and flashy with an unnatural proclivity for lurid tastelessness. … Continue reading a valentine’s day hypothesis

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I don’t want to die like this

Let me begin by saying, I’ve had a cold. Not a summer sniffle, but a full-blown, Category 5, doozy of a cold. This viral juggernaut has pumped an estimated 60 gallons of glop into my poor, beleagured noggin, a vessel which has, at most, a 2-gallon capacity. As an added bonus, I sound like Darth … Continue reading I don’t want to die like this