having 4th thoughts

Who has profound thoughts on a holiday? There isn’t enough coffee in the galaxy to focus my mind when I can smell hotdogs and beer and summer. It’s hopeless, so I don’t even try. Everywhere you go today, from sea to shining sea, the tantalizing aroma from billions of backyard grills freshens the air: hotdogs, … Continue reading having 4th thoughts

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today’s fortune

... b-w-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-r-k-k-k ... Hooboy, thanks for bringing that to my attention after I finished eating. What kind of sicko lets you clean your plate, then springs that horrifying news on you? I suppose you'll also point out what I actually ate, too. Well, don’t. That’s something I don’t need to know. Just keep it to yourself and we’ll never … Continue reading today’s fortune