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Finally. Welcome to Memorial Day, boys and girls, the most delightful damn day of the calendar year. The pools are open and churning with water! Summer is indeed upon us. I live for this day. It’s better than Halloween, April Fools, even Christmas. It’s a day to be warm, basking under a golden sun and weightlessly … Continue reading we are here

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Welcome to Memorial Day, boys and girls, the most joyous damn day of the calendar year. The pools are open and full of water! Hallelujah and hosanna. I’ve lived for this holiday my entire life. It’s better than Halloween, April Fools, even Christmas. Well, except when I was a kid -- I was a greedy, … Continue reading everybody in